Inspired by Jon's comment on Well Wisher's 2007 Predictions.
While everyone else was speculating about the new iPhone, WellWisher (jokingly) predicted that Microsoft would launch the Mii - a new gaming product to be worn strapped to your head.
In Jon's comment, he wondered if Apple would respond in turn with a product he wittily christened the iNod.
Well, why not? If Apple lose their court case over the iPhone they will need some new ideas. This one is a disposable mp3 player built into a self-adhesive patch.
Still on the subject of court cases, that explains the (pine)apple logo!
and just slap it on!